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: What time is it when you need to go to the dentist?
: How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
: How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
: What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
: What do you call Santa's helpers?
: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
: What do you get from a pampered cow?
: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog.
: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
: Why did the pilgrims' pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer: Whack. Dang!
A bad skydiver: Dang! Whack.
A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon with your back to the sun. It can not be seen if the sun is at an altitude greater than 42°, since no part of it would be above the horizon.
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