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  • 2005-02-10: What time is it when you need to go to the dentist?

    2:30 (Tooth-hurty)
  • 2004-08-19: How do crazy people go through the forest?
    They take the psycho path.
  • 2004-08-19: How do you get holy water?
    You boil the hell out of it.
  • 2004-08-19: What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
  • 2004-08-19: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
  • 2004-08-19: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
    A stick.
  • 2004-08-19: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese.
  • 2004-08-19: What do you call Santa's helpers?
    Subordinate clauses.
  • 2004-08-19: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
    Quattro sinko.
  • 2004-08-19: What do you get from a pampered cow?
    Spoiled milk.
  • 2004-08-19: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
  • 2004-08-19: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
    A nervous wreck.
  • 2004-08-19: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
    Anyone can roast beef.
  • 2004-08-19: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
    Right where you left him.
  • 2004-08-19: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
    Because they have big fingers.
  • 2004-08-19: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
    Because it scares the dog.
  • 2004-08-19: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
  • 2004-08-19: Why did the pilgrims' pants always fall down?
    Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
  • 2004-08-19: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
    A bad golfer: Whack. Dang!
    A bad skydiver: Dang! Whack.
Never ask a person what to do, always tell him or her. If it's the wrong thing to do, or if there is a better way, they'll come back and tell you. But if you don't tell them what to do, they won't do anything but make a study.
– Eugenia Schwartzwald in Peter Drucker's memoir Adventures of a Bystander
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