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• 2005-02-10: What time is it when you need to go to the dentist?
  
  2:30 (Tooth-hurty)
• 2004-08-19: How do crazy people go through the forest?
  They take the psycho path.
• 2004-08-19: How do you get holy water?
  You boil the hell out of it.
• 2004-08-19: What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
  Dam.
• 2004-08-19: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
  Polaroids.
• 2004-08-19: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
  A stick.
• 2004-08-19: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
  Nacho cheese.
• 2004-08-19: What do you call Santa's helpers?
  Subordinate clauses.
• 2004-08-19: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
  Quattro sinko.
• 2004-08-19: What do you get from a pampered cow?
  Spoiled milk.
• 2004-08-19: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
  Frostbite.
• 2004-08-19: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
  A nervous wreck.
• 2004-08-19: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
  Anyone can roast beef.
• 2004-08-19: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
  Right where you left him.
• 2004-08-19: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
  Because they have big fingers.
• 2004-08-19: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
  Because it scares the dog.
• 2004-08-19: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
  Sanka.
• 2004-08-19: Why did the pilgrims' pants always fall down?
  Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
• 2004-08-19: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
  A bad golfer: Whack. Dang!
  A bad skydiver: Dang! Whack.