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: ... with more hit points than you can possibly imagine.
: Of course I'm a wizard, son. I've got a tall, pointy hat!
: D&D Quote: We were surprised by a 55' dinosaur in an empty field?
: AD&D Rule: No one is completely unbeatable.
: A Lich? I steal it's Spellbook!
: A Red Dragon?! Hmmph! I grab my trusty spoon +2 and charge 'im!!
: A stick? Level 12 and all you have is a stick?
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: A vulture sweeps down and grabs your gold.
: A bad day is when you have to kill dragons before breakfast.
: A bard with a 10 charisma. Not good.
: D&D Lesson #8: Never think twice. Thinking the first time is optional.
: Famous last words: "Dragon? What dragon?"
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