It is time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts! Here's the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer, and hasn't had any extra-marital affairs.

Which candidate do you like the most?
- Candidate A
- Candidate B
- Candidate C